Foxy has been kidnapped
October 16, 2008 by Bingo Bond
Filed under Bingo News
Readers I really think you need to be sitting down for what I am about to tell you, please do not get too distressed but our favourite ginger haired gent, the suave and sophisticated Foxy has been kidnapped (or should that be foxnapped). No this is not a late April fools, news reached me today that a ruthless gang of bingo hussies under the influence of Babycham kidnapped him this past weekend whilst he was relaxing on the Foxy Bingo cruise.
Today I received a plain brown envelope hand delivered to the BingoSpy office with a ransom simply stating Foxy has been kidnapped along with a note asking for £1 million in bingo bux for his safe return. More distressing was the series of photographs that arrived with this note showing the Poor Foxy been forced to take part in seedy activities in a parka coat, furry smoker’s hat and bright pink Wellington boots. By the look of these photographs below we can see they have forced their captive to drink copious amounts of vodka to stop him from been capable of escape. Poor old Foxy is showing all the signs of Stockholm syndrome, a condition where kidnap victims build a rapport with their kidnappers.
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I have contacted Foxy Bingo HQ and given them vital information in regards to this matter as I actually recognised one of the kidnappers. The woman in question is a member of an infamous Bingo Forum and was once a sane housewife before been driven insane by after picking up a bad case of 1TG syndrome which lead her into a crusade of disruption against the bingo sites industries biggest players.
I am sure you will all join me in a small prayer for the safe return of our beloved Foxy and we will update you in regards to this situation as and when information becomes available.
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